Ever start to type a question in Google and all of a sudden, notice some oddball suggestions coming from that plucky little search engine? Of course you have.
I don’t know who’s asking these questions to the point they become suggestions, but I thought I’d take a stab at providing answers to the who, what where, when, why and hows of Google suggested search.
Where…
- Where does Chuck Norris live?
- I don’t know, but I live in fear of that question everyday.
- Where does Justin Bieber live?
- Oh my God! Oh. My. God. I so know the answer to this one!
Who…
- Who’s in jail?
- Possibly me after that curiously ecstatic reference to Justin Bieber.
- Who won Celebrity Apprentice 2010?
- Let me answer that with a question. Why should you – or anyone on this earth – care?
What…
- What to do when your bored?
- Uh, do a blog post about Google’s suggested search?
When…
- When I Look at You lyrics
- When there’s no light to break up the dark. That’s when I, I, I look at you. Uh, ahem, excuse me, I was, uh, answering the question about that awesome Miley Cyrus song.
Why…
- Why can’t I own a Canadian?
- I don’t see any reason you can’t. Who said this was forbidden? I’ll be in Buffalo next week. I’ll look into it.
- Why did I get married, too?
- Is there a problem? Is there something I should know before my “I do” moment on July 31? You’re freaking me out!
- Why?
- I hate this game. I’ll tell you and then you’re just going to say “why” again. Just stop it!
Why?
- Aaargh! See?
How…
- How to get a girl to like you
- You’ll need to be a good kisser
- How to kiss
- Oh crap, well I guess my last answer didn’t help.
- How to get pregnant
- Geez, moving fast aren’t we? I’ll take a stab. First, go back and learn how to kiss. Then, go get her to like you. Only then can you get pregnant. Oh, or have unprotected sex. That usually does the trick.
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